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• danger

  Big Hyped Movie, Pointless Money Waster

  05.30.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  Yeah that’s right, Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse. You can check it out more of her awesome photos here
  So I see that Sex in the City is releasing a movie today.
  1) The show was retarded. Which focused on a Horse which I believe is cousins with Mr. Ed

  She basically goes around and tries to [...]

• Bacon

  Signs, Signs, Georgia Freakin’ Signs

  05.29.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  Yes my fellow bandits, and bandit watchers. I have returned from the Magical week at Disney World. Of course, in returning home, I had to drive across the wonder that is the state of Georgia. While there I saw some of the most ridiculous and funny signs, that I thought worthy of [...]

• danger

  Healthcare in America my thoughts….

  05.23.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  I’ll sum this up quick.
  EAT A DICK
  I’d make it bigger but right now I’m too fucking pissed off to do so.
  So as you all remember my wife was in the hospital for having an infection in her small intestines. It’s not her fault cause people get sick, you cant really avoid that unless you’re eating [...]

• danger

  when radio has gone too far

  05.21.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  So Neal Bradley came up to me this morning, telling me that we have a new show that is gonna air sunday morning on Premiere Radio Network. My first thought was, damnit, I don’t have anymore Din’s(places on a punch block for engineers to hook up wires or relays) open to do this. Then my [...]

• CHoPS

  Homo-erotic cartoons of my child hood…v.1

  05.20.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  …and other cartoons that make no freaking since with adult logic…
  1) MASK

  Seriously…”holy crap that helicopter just turned into a jet” with a cast this racially stereotyped, who from my generation really would really care that years later the black ranger was really black and the yellow ranger was…you get it

  the toys=bad ass…when i’m [...]

• Mav

  Two Scoops of Sun Dried Grapes… and Other Generic Cereal

  05.19.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  I love grocery shopping. There’s not many things that I enjoy more. Seriously, it’s a chance for me to unwind after a long day, and get excited about things in the future. Those things being what I’m gonna put in my belly. And as for those asshats that say, “Don’t shop on an empty stomach”, [...]

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