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May 2008

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• Bacon

  Coulda been a bandit part two…

  05.06.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  This one’s for you Choppers… PBR Heaven

• CHoPS

  BRADLEY P. BACON IS…

  05.06.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  …ALF: THE MOVIE LUCASARTS IS ON THE SPECIAL EFFECT.   YEP THERE IS ONLY ONE EFFECT. …TRAPPED IN A ZIPLOCK SOMEONE PLEASE LET HIM OUT SOON…BUT NOT FOR TOO LONG WITHOUT REFRIGERATION …NONE OF THESE PEOPLE NOPE NOT HIM NOT HIM EITHER NOR IS HE THIS GUY.  I’M NOT THAT GUY EITHER.  SERIOUSLY I’M NOT. …THE [...]

• danger

  The Highlight of my life.

  05.05.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  joe pat Greatest Moment, in Radio History.

• CHoPS

  Danger might be melting right now…

  05.05.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  seriously Danger has been awake for like 908 hours straight, engineering the station with our chief engineer and our boy Evan (the web-bandit hosting this site), and Gary Googleton. <—gary googleton And Danger does an edit here. hi guys. I’m fucking tired. I want to sleep GOD HELK ME!! Gary Glitter is outside by6 the [...]

• danger

  hospital chairs suck

  05.02.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  sup ladies and gents. so last night the wife was admitted to the hospital. really bad stomach pain and throwing up like a bandit after drinking 34 hours straight. never the less we were concered so we we are still at the hospital. luckily shes not having a baby or having an apendex removed. but [...]

• CHoPS

  Honorary mentions pt. 1

  05.02.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  This too could very well be on ongoing post…specifically naming guys and gals that have been along for the ride with the bandits and witnessed things that should have gotten us arrested, deported or hospitalized(except for Mav who actually had to go to the hospital) … 1. Hipster-seriously…hipster. take a dash of Mavs sensitivity, a [...]

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