I think about this stuff all the time. So lets cut straight to the awesome 10) I wish I had a Armored Bear. I dont even have to say anything more, shit, Bears be it, Black, Mountain or Polar are badass with guns and armor and people riding them. Just think about busting through Walmart [...]
SO MY BUDDIES AND I ARE USUALLY UP FOR A CHALLENGE…OR SO I THOUGHT FOR EXAMPLE: I WAS SHITFACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT/THIS MORNING AND DECIDED THIS MORNING THAT I HAD TO BE IN MY BED. SO AFTER A VERY AWESOME OFFER BY DANGERS DRUMMER, BRANDON,I FOUND MYSELF LITERALLY THREE HOURS AGO, RIDING A BICYCLE HOME…THANKS [...]
For the past 3 days I’ve been in Bowling Green KY doing training with my Boss. After a draining day of engineering knowledge, I’d head back to my hotel which was shittastical. First, the bed was like laying on the hood of a 87 Buick, there was no soap/toilet paper in the bathroom, I had [...]
This kid is me when I was 8…if I was French…and had internet back then…and talked like someone in a kung fu movie…and picked my nose constantly…and had creepy big eyes…and was overly excited about wrestling…oh wait, nevermind…just watch this stupid kid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg_Tjn2uEDk
OLD MAN CAR NO MORE! That’s right kids, the former king of Old Man Driving has been reinstated as the new King of the 4×4 World. My awesome wife decided to surprise me today with a badass new ride. I don’t have an actual picture of my truck available for upload, but this might as [...]
Okay, before you jump to conclusions allow me to defend my post title. Sure not all of the Bandits are driving “Old Man” cars, but oh my friends… some of them are! This fact of course doesn’t deny any Bandit coolness or lovin’, except Bacon. But his lack of lovin’ isn’t a result of his [...]