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• danger

  Greetings from Grieferville pt. 1

  06.19.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Most of you know I’m an avid Gamer. I play hard, I tend to kick ass, but I like to have fun. I mean that’s what gaming is all about, having a good time. Now I generally try to find ways to push the gaming experience to the limit of fun.
  I my friends am a [...]

• CHoPS

  10 wishes-CHoPS edition. and a challenge

  06.17.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  —for the challenge first: All bandits to make a ten wishes post. anything can be wished with the exception of money and more wishes. other than that there are really no other limitationss. so here is mine…
  10. I wish that i had an organic brain, one organic hand (preferably the [...]

• Bacon

  Thanks cable dude…let’s boogie.

  06.17.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Now that the Bacon’s are officially in the new Bacon Palace, I thought it only right for this unemployed, lazy, fat guy to get digital cable.  Not only can I watch all the soap operas I want while DVRing episodes of the View and Steve…what the hell happened to Springer?  Anyway, the sleepiest tech dude [...]

• danger

  Fathers Day Gifts….

  06.15.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  So we already heard from Mav about Mothers Day Gifts from the glorious, Carol Wright Gifts. Def you should check that place out….
  Anywho, so I said to myself, “what the hell am I suppose to get my dad?”.
  Then answered myself, “He’s already got everything”
  Then asked again, “well where do I find stuff for someone who [...]

• danger

  M. Night Shyamalan is a dick

  06.14.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  So Bacon and I went to go see the latest M. Night Shymamamamamamalalala movie, The Happening.
  I’ll save you the time and money. It’s the same old song and dance.

  You get hyped up, because
  1) It’s got Marky Mark, and he’s just dreamy. 2) It’s a Rated R movie.

  I mean, he made two good movies.

  (these’s guys weren’t [...]

• Bacon

  Excuse your throat drop, but are you trying to get me to lie?

  06.13.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  Hello friends, just a quick drop in to say hello, as I am still in transition making a move in Banditland from ChopsDangersburg to Mavington.
  Last night, me and the Mavinator went to dinner only to be greeted by a quite unusual character named George.  George, while not your stereotypical hostess, was more like a quirky [...]

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