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• Mav

  You wouldn’t think…

  06.12.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  The Schvetbandits are a breed apart from the rest. We’re unique, unusual, and sexy. But what happens when someone gets the urge to look deeper into our history. To find out more about us.
  I’ve employed the Yahoo! Search Engine to research what happens, when we, the Bandits are searched.
  We’ll start with Bandit #1 Dilz.
  This is [...]

• Mav

  Oh No You Didn’t!

  06.11.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  It’s been typed before, and I’ll probably type it again. I love to eat. OMG I love to eat. And I love to shop. While shopping the other night for food, I was presented with a challenge. Not the kind of challenge where I have to resist eating something from one of these folks.

  Because God [...]

• CHoPS

  the me from 5 years ago might wanna kick my ass–but i wasn’t a wrestler then

  06.09.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  So this has been a freakin awesome weekend.  I got to roast Bacon, which short of a power outage, was awesome. love you bro. went to a cookout for him so all his real adult friends could wish him farewell as he and wo-wi head to henderson. that was pretty neat. and then he, phlangela, [...]

• Bacon

  Drink the juice!!!

  06.05.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  So, to cap off the Vacation recap for Mr. Bacon, I want to describe the first minute I entered the state of Florida.
  The wife and I pull into the Welcome Center for our 672nd potty break.

  As I walk into the very clean and new-looking building (still mesmerized  by the automatic door, like I had just [...]

• danger

  Late Nights with Danger

  06.05.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  Most of you know as an Engineer I have to be a night watchman at times. So while I’m remoted into a computer at 2am working, I typically have the TV on as background noise so I dont fall asleep and then the stations blow up for some odd reason( never fails). Well you’ve seen [...]

• Bacon

  Road side crap next right!

  06.03.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Here’s the long-awaited part two of “On the Road with Joe Pat Bacon.”
  So, as I was talking about signs, I got the idea for this blog. So many signs for so much crap. I first noticed this trend in my many trips to Myrtle Beach. No less than 562 1/2 billboards between [...]

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