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  Things I Learned Living With Bandits…

  07.31.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  If you didn’t know the Bandits formed when Genghis Dilznic, Bradamir Bacon and I lived Together in Bulgaria, Nicoli Maverich was only a short drive away in Croatia. We had yet to meet Dangerous P. Frog, as he was stealing ancient artifacts with Shia Labeouf in a Mayan Temple…or was it Shirley Temple? While Living [...]

• Mav

  Bath Time Fun Time!

  07.29.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  Recently I received a gift from a friend. The gift was extraordinary. I want to share it with you. Instant Playtime Bears! We’ve all come across these toys before, tiny capsules that when immersed in water, grow into amazing creatures our imaginations have trouble comprehending. The toys are fun no doubt. But this toy in [...]

• Mav

  A Trip Back In Time

  07.29.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  Occasionally my parents surprise me with a box full of toys. And I will think… holy shit, is it Christmas already? And my Mom will say; “We were cleaning up the attic/basement/closet and thought you might want this stuff.” I’ll open the box with such joy and gusto only to find a bunch of my [...]

• danger

  Glamouratzi: Grieferville pt 3

  07.29.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  Hey ladies and gents, sorry I’ve been absent for a little while. I’ve been really busy with things in my life, be it getting my band back on track or dealing with work issues, etc. Anywho, so I haven’t had much time to post but I had some fun in second life again, and have [...]

• Bacon

  What is the Deal…with Sitcom Houses?

  07.28.08 | Permalink | 6 Comments

  So, after I wrote the title, it occurred to me that there aren’t enough sitcoms still on the air. I mean why don’t we see those classic “taped in front of a live studio audience” type shows anymore…well that’s another article for another day. Today, we must explore our nostalgia-filled memory to a better day [...]

• CHoPS

  BANDITS THE MOVIE V2.0 for windows 95

  07.24.08 | Permalink | 5 Comments

  So lets say there is a Schvetbandits movie…. lets also say that I own a time traveling Delorean…. and an unlimited budget…. and no rating system… Here is how the cast would shape up Dilznic would be played by: Nostradamus -pray…SERIOUSLY PRAY that at some point you’ll get a  late-night drunk dial from DILZ…The language [...]

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