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  Dangers Advice Column

  07.16.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  So after watching a wonderful episode of The Suite Life with Zac and Cody last night, which I couldn’t find the remote to change the damn channel…DONT JUDGE ME!!!!, I got a great idea. But only to further my path in greatness I found this gem on our good friends at Gorillamask.net. “My wife left [...]

• Mav

  A Trip To the Dollar Store

  07.15.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  Oh Happy Day! I got to go to the Dollar Store the other day! And nothing makes me more happy! Than getting things that are so crappy! I love getting stuff. Especially stuff that I don’t really need. I suppose that it makes me feel like one of those rich people that buys planes, cars, [...]

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  BATMAN ROGUES GALLERY… The True Story

  07.14.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Dunanananananananana… BATMAN! Yeah, he’s coming back to a theater near you this very week! And I can almost guarantee that no one is as excited as I am. Don’t get me wrong… I’m not one of those guys that will be camping out overnight so I can be the first to get tickets. Mostly because [...]

• Bacon

  Yes Virginia, there is a Bacon 10

  07.08.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  After thinking and wondering and trying, as Bandits do, to top the others…I’ve decided to go forward on my Ten wishes, mostly for the fear that CHoPS will use his Jack Stattic powers to rip off my nose and put it where I would constantly be asking, “What smells like crap.” So, rather than suffer [...]

• Mav

  A Wishtastical Journey With Mav

  07.02.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  There’s a quote that I love by the great Willy Wonka…the good one, the original. Not the Johnny Depp version, with that green skin and suspicious purple rubber gloves. No Johnny Depp, I won’t drop my drawers and bend over. “There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be [...]

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