August 2008

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• danger

  THe most Tacky Thing in the World

  08.31.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  AIR BRUSHED SHIRTS ARE THE WORST THING EVER INVENTED. So here’s my rant.

  Man you are Gangsta as hell DAWG. Both these guys are dead. Are you tributing them? Because this is a pitiful way to say I love you biggie and pac. Did you know them? Prolly not, you probably just own some of their [...]

• CHoPS

  Awesomes I typs with 1 hand

  08.18.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  so i go to the doctor at 815am this morning to find out how bad it really is…whats that you say? My broken collar bone and what one of the primary care doctors here in murray is a torn rotator cuff. Happened last weekend, i finally got to a doc on thursday and in [...]

• CHoPS

  Jack StAttiC Fun facts THE COLLECTION! directors cut In hi def

  08.14.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  So I know this guy, his name is Jack StAttiC.  He’s nuttier than a fruit bat.  Many a scholar study Jack, and his history.  Here are the findings, with a special edition exclusive to schvetbandits.com
  Vol. 1–this were the original study that lead to the destruction of interest in the olympics
  1.  Jacks favorite color is yellow.
  2.  [...]

• Bacon

  What is the Deal? Who stole me marshmallows?

  08.11.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  For about three years…I was really lacking. I woke up at 4:00am, grabbed a banana, or a power bar, or nothing at all and headed to work. More recently, my work schedule requires that I get up at about the crack of noon. But unlike some of the other bandits, I get [...]

• Bacon

  How appropriate!

  08.04.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  In case you miss it…one of the sponsors on our website is a Soap/Western on Telemundo!
  Do they know the Bandits or what!
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• CHoPS

  With our powers combined…

  08.01.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  Capt. Planet was a total queer.
  Eat a dick.
  This guy however was awesome

  ^ Captain Bedsores ^
  Lets Review
  -Fire: BADASS!!! Dude could throw fucking fireballs! WITH OUT PRESSING DOWN, DIAGONAL, TOWARDS, STRONG PUNCH
  -Earth: AWESOME!!! You could alter terrain…guy could have erected monoliths everywhere and be worshiped
  -Wind: ASSHOLE!!! She can knock shit over or out [...]

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