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• Bacon

  Bad Lessons Disney Movies teach us.

  10.31.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Sure there’s a lot of people who say, Disney Animated features have horrible images for youngsters, like Geenies whispering to kiddies to take off their clothes, or Priests having a little chubby over Ariel, or even something about a Lion farting in the shape of the word sex.

  My friends, these aren’t the messages I’m talking [...]

• Mav

  The 8 Greatest Halloween Pranks To Pull This Halloween

  10.29.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Trick or Treat! Halloween is literally right around the corner, and we know everyone is excited about the candy and costumes. But the treats aren’t the only thing that’s fun about Halloween. Tricks can bring just as much enjoyment to you and your friends as a whole bag full of goodies.
  And we’re here to help [...]

• danger

  Haunted Houses; the what they need list

  10.29.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Every Halloween, it seems like the thing everyone wants to do on their list of Halloween festivities is to go to a haunted house.I for one, always put this on my listt.
  This list is essential for me to have a good October.
  10) Pumpkin Carving (this year a Team Fortress 2 Spy)
  9) Eating buttloads of candy [...]

• CHoPS

  DiLzNiC For president

  10.29.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  If I planned on voting this election I’d write in DiLzNiC Danny DiLzNiC.  He’d be neither republican nor democrat…he’d be running under the party party.  The Party Party is founded on the methods of brotherhood, intoxication and headstands. DiLz would lose by a landslide…only because I’d be the only one really to vote for him.  [...]

• CHoPS

  10 things I wished ‘pull to win’ tabs said when you didn’t win

  10.29.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Every one likes to play.  Rather it’s at taco johns in hopes for some delicious potato oles, or at McDonalds for 100,000,000,000,000.00 dollars.  It doesn’t matter, you could be on the road, stop at a Jack in the box…”>>>gasp<<< pull to win a Barbara walters Muppet!!!  Fuck Yes,””1 in 6 win a spicy cheese sangwich, [...]

• CHoPS

  The BG riots.

  10.27.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  Disclaimer: Schvetbandits.com is not a news source. eat a dick
  So 4 of the 5 Bandits have lived in Bowling Green KY, It’s where everything started.  Home of the hilltoppers.

  This is just beside the clock tower.  Bacon and I jocked air shifts not 500 ft from this.  Ladies and gentle bandits, the person on the ground [...]

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