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• Mav

  The Top 10 Batshit Crazy Preachers

  11.07.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  Sharing the Good Word comes in many forms. Pastors are constantly challenged by how they will get through to the masses, to share what God has planned for them in Heaven.

  “5… 5 Dollar… 5 Dollar Foot long.”
  So how is a Minister supposed to reach out and bring the lost home? Apparently it’s by being completely [...]

• Mav

  “What Now?” Post-Election Conversation Starters

  11.05.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  First of all, congratulations to the new President of The United States of America.

  Now, on to why we’re writing this today. You see, there’s a major problem about to sweep through the United States. It has nothing to do with the economy, gas prices, interest rates, war, or anything bad. But, nonetheless it is still [...]

• CHoPS

  Facebook thinks I voted

  11.05.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  Jokes on them.
  Here are five things that would have gotten me to the polls
  5. JETPACKS
  -cost effecient
  -few fatalities
  -awesome helmets
  —simply put, give me a jetpack and I will vote for you
  4. Trampolines

  -the elected canadate must give their acceptence speech bouncing on a trampoline
  3.  Ninja, Pirates, dinosaurs and bandits

  The army is replaced with cloned dinosaurs, the marines [...]

• Mav

  5 Romantic Movies Overshadowed By Terrible Things

  11.03.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  No one enjoys a good love story as much as us. Actually, that’s probably not accurate at all. I’m sure there’s hundreds of thousands of people that enjoy a good love story just as much as us. Hell, there’s probably millions. And there’s probably that many more that most likely enjoy a good love story [...]

• Mav

  The Hilarious History of Our Favorite Gestures

  11.03.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  A History Of Gestures
  Sorry, it’s true, you’re dad wasn’t the first person to ever flip someone the bird. And your mom wasn’t the first to throw up a peace sign. The high five? Around long before you gave one to your buddy who scored with that ugly chick.
  So what’s the history behind our favorite gestures?
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  The [...]

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