Hello friends, just a quick drop in to say hello, as I am still in transition making a move in Banditland from ChopsDangersburg to Mavington.
Last night, me and the Mavinator went to dinner only to be greeted by a quite unusual character named George. George, while not your stereotypical hostess, was more like a quirky travel companion in the journey of dining. First of all, I don’t mean to offend anyone, but this guy looked like at any moment could do a little tap dance and tell us all how bad things were at the sit-ins in Mississippi in the 60′s. He might have actually told us that but I couldn’t understand much of his jovial banter. Dressed in his Western-style Tumbleweed garb, George looked like the long lost brother of Louis Gossett Jr.
After seating us at a …”taibah wit a beautiful view of da bushes” he proceeded to let us know that it was Thirsty Thursday (you folks in ChopsDangersburg wouldn’t understand this as the laws prohibit drink specials after six. Either Murray is extremely conservative, or they encourage day drunks). Anyway, Thirsty Thursday offers 99 cent LIT’s which George assures will…”getcha feel goooooood by time you walk out here.” Upon utterance of the last word, a small yellow object, thought at first to be a tooth, but upon further review appeared to be a cough drop, spewed forth from the old man’s mouth and landed on Mrs. Mav’s Menu. Amazingly, George continued his rant, unaware of the losange in question…”ya’ll celebratin’ anything? Birt-days? Anivers-rys?”
Mav: “Sir, you seemed to have lost your losange?”
George: “Oh, dair goes mah breff mint, so if ya got any Birf-days or Anivers-rys we give ya free desserts and ice creams”
Us: “No birthdays here”
George: “You sure? Well jes remember, if you do come see us at the stan upfront and we can getcha free dessert and ice creams….” as poor George fades into the sunset still trying to get us to lie about special occasions. George why did you have to leave us with Jeffery, the most boring server ever…come back George, we’ll miss you!
LOL!
It’s so true, it’s almost not even funny. I must add one thing to this story though, and it’s only because Bacon missed it. Upon seating us, George says to us, “We’ll sit you here’s wit’ a view of Applebee’s, you can see the restaurant, but ya’ller eatin’ wit’ us!” And eat we did! And we laughed a little too.
Wow!! I am so bored during the summer that I thought I would visit this glorious website. I must say..after reading this..I am crying from laughing so hard! I can totally picture this event..and I am jealous I wasn’t there to meet George or his lossenge!