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  What is the Deal…with Sitcom Houses?

  07.28.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  So, after I wrote the title, it occurred to me that there aren’t enough sitcoms still on the air. I mean why don’t we see those classic “taped in front of a live studio audience” type shows anymore…well that’s another article for another day. Today, we must explore our nostalgia-filled memory to a [...]

• Bacon

  What is the deal? Episode 1

  07.23.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  Fellow Bandits and other faithful friends, I present to you a brand new feature from the mind of Bacon. The lights dim and you hear a familiar voice, like the one of Jerry Seinfeld asking…”What…is..the deal?”
  I will search the caverns of my own brain to find things that I just don’t get. [...]

• Bacon

  Yes Virginia, there is a Bacon 10

  07.08.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  After thinking and wondering and trying, as Bandits do, to top the others…I’ve decided to go forward on my Ten wishes, mostly for the fear that CHoPS will use his Jack Stattic powers to rip off my nose and put it where I would constantly be asking, “What smells like crap.” So, rather than [...]

• Bacon

  World’s Youngest wrestling smark reporter!

  06.24.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  This kid is me when I was 8…if I was French…and had internet back then…and talked like someone in a kung fu movie…and picked my nose constantly…and had creepy big eyes…and was overly excited about wrestling…oh wait, nevermind…just watch this stupid kid.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg_Tjn2uEDk

• Bacon

  Thanks cable dude…let’s boogie.

  06.17.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Now that the Bacon’s are officially in the new Bacon Palace, I thought it only right for this unemployed, lazy, fat guy to get digital cable.  Not only can I watch all the soap operas I want while DVRing episodes of the View and Steve…what the hell happened to Springer?  Anyway, the sleepiest tech dude [...]

• Bacon

  Excuse your throat drop, but are you trying to get me to lie?

  06.13.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  Hello friends, just a quick drop in to say hello, as I am still in transition making a move in Banditland from ChopsDangersburg to Mavington.
  Last night, me and the Mavinator went to dinner only to be greeted by a quite unusual character named George.  George, while not your stereotypical hostess, was more like a quirky [...]

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