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  10 things I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to do while on vacation

  11.20.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  So the wife and I are departing for trip to the big easy this weekend.  New Orleans…beware of pick pockets and loose women…
  Sorry New Orleans, I plan on rewriting that statement to BEWARE OF A BANDIT AND HIS HOT WIFE.  Heads are going to roll.
  here are 10 things that will make my short trip all [...]

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  Facebook thinks I voted

  11.05.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  Jokes on them.
  Here are five things that would have gotten me to the polls
  5. JETPACKS
  -cost effecient
  -few fatalities
  -awesome helmets
  —simply put, give me a jetpack and I will vote for you
  4. Trampolines

  -the elected canadate must give their acceptence speech bouncing on a trampoline
  3.  Ninja, Pirates, dinosaurs and bandits

  The army is replaced with cloned dinosaurs, the marines [...]

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  DiLzNiC For president

  10.29.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  If I planned on voting this election I’d write in DiLzNiC Danny DiLzNiC.  He’d be neither republican nor democrat…he’d be running under the party party.  The Party Party is founded on the methods of brotherhood, intoxication and headstands. DiLz would lose by a landslide…only because I’d be the only one really to vote for him.  [...]

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  10 things I wished ‘pull to win’ tabs said when you didn’t win

  10.29.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Every one likes to play.  Rather it’s at taco johns in hopes for some delicious potato oles, or at McDonalds for 100,000,000,000,000.00 dollars.  It doesn’t matter, you could be on the road, stop at a Jack in the box…”>>>gasp<<< pull to win a Barbara walters Muppet!!!  Fuck Yes,””1 in 6 win a spicy cheese sangwich, [...]

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  The BG riots.

  10.27.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  Disclaimer: Schvetbandits.com is not a news source. eat a dick
  So 4 of the 5 Bandits have lived in Bowling Green KY, It’s where everything started.  Home of the hilltoppers.

  This is just beside the clock tower.  Bacon and I jocked air shifts not 500 ft from this.  Ladies and gentle bandits, the person on the ground [...]

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  __________ on a plane.

  10.24.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Before we get started…I’m down Mav, I’ll be sending you ideas.
  secondly, the movie I’m about to post over, I’ve never seen, nor do i plan(e) to.  DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE.
  So its the 75th anniversery of the release of Snakes on a Plane, and the 109th anniversery of the movie from which it was based, Jack [...]

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