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  SHAZAM!!!!! 10 AWESOME SUPER POWERS

  10.23.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  I LOVE MUPPETS
  …and comics.  It is one of my dreams to one day write my own.  I’ve got two ideas and the more interesting of the two is a comic with really shitty powers.  they team up to deal with everyday shitty life.  No explanation as to where the powers originate.  No greater purpose…maybe a [...]

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  Idea Box

  10.17.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Seriously, if I don’t wrestle soon I’m going to punch the coffee pot.
  NEWS FLASH!!!! ***SPOILER ALERT***
  Santa is real.
  Next time i wrestle I’m going to kill him.
  What happened to Lightning Foot Jerry Flynn?

  When I’m a millionaire i’m going to start a promotion that will see flynn team up with Khali in mask (re-named Big foot) and [...]

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  Super Awesome horrible carnival playride fun

  10.16.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Every one loves the carnival.  To this day when i drive by the local fair (on my scooter (named Scoot)) i yearn to fill my body with so much junk food that when i look at even so much as a merry go round I want to vomit in front of children…don’t get me wrong, [...]

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  Fun on pain killers

  10.14.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  modern medicine doesn’t care about me…
  here are the top 10 things to do on Lortabs…I might even add pics
  10. Break into your neighbors house

  And why not? I’ve shaved my head and have nothing to do with my new comb. not only that, what if they’ve left the iron on, then they’re going to burn my [...]

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  FANTASY FOOTBALL BANDITS EDITION, CHoPS EDITION, and a challenge

  09.24.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  With all the football goings-ons and now that it is the season for the great american past time (fantasy football) I thought it’d be a good time for the bandits to throw down bandit style…and after I announce my picks…I challege the bandits to post theirs…no rules except that its first come first serve.
  And for [...]

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  THIS THING!!!! OMG WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN!?!?!?!?!

  09.19.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  This is the Big bang deviced…I call it the tube of awesome!
  It is intended to create tons of little black holes by slamming sub atomic particle into one another at light speed (faster that warp speed 3). 
  People are pissed…what does this do? what does this mean? Does everyone hate jizzepi? OMG!
  If you didn’t know, your [...]

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