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Awesomes I typs with 1 hand
so i go to the doctor at 815am this morning to find out how bad it really is…whats that you say? My broken collar bone and what one of the primary care doctors here in murray is a torn rotator cuff. Happened last weekend, i finally got to a doc on thursday and in the [...]
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Jack StAttiC Fun facts THE COLLECTION! directors cut In hi def
08.14.08 | Permalink | 2 CommentsSo I know this guy, his name is Jack StAttiC. He’s nuttier than a fruit bat. Many a scholar study Jack, and his history. Here are the findings, with a special edition exclusive to schvetbandits.com Vol. 1–this were the original study that lead to the destruction of interest in the olympics 1. Jacks favorite color [...]
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With our powers combined…
08.01.08 | Permalink | 4 CommentsCapt. Planet was a total shart. Eat a dick. This guy however was awesome ^ Captain Bedsores ^ Lets Review -Fire: BADASS!!! Dude could throw fucking fireballs! WITH OUT PRESSING DOWN, DIAGONAL, TOWARDS, STRONG PUNCH -Earth: AWESOME!!! You could alter terrain…guy could have erected monoliths everywhere and be worshiped -Wind: ASSHOLE!!! She can knock shit [...]
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Things I Learned Living With Bandits…
07.31.08 | Permalink | 4 CommentsIf you didn’t know the Bandits formed when Genghis Dilznic, Bradamir Bacon and I lived Together in Bulgaria, Nicoli Maverich was only a short drive away in Croatia. We had yet to meet Dangerous P. Frog, as he was stealing ancient artifacts with Shia Labeouf in a Mayan Temple…or was it Shirley Temple? While Living [...]
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BANDITS THE MOVIE V2.0 for windows 95
07.24.08 | Permalink | 5 CommentsSo lets say there is a Schvetbandits movie…. lets also say that I own a time traveling Delorean…. and an unlimited budget…. and no rating system… Here is how the cast would shape up Dilznic would be played by: Nostradamus -pray…SERIOUSLY PRAY that at some point you’ll get a late-night drunk dial from DILZ…The language [...]
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Sorry Hipster…
Sorry John B. but this guy is the next bandit… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myB_8UPTGBQ the video is long, but getting trough it is 15 minutes of awesome… FUCK SALT!
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