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  Sarah Palin is Smarter Than…

  10.13.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  Poor Sarah Palin. She’s taking a lot of grief lately with Katie Couric throwing all of those hard questions at her. Then to go on national television to debate and be asked to answer more hard questions without any sort of prep time. And of course Saturday Night Live is doing it’s part in making [...]

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  Terrible Lessons Taught By Cereal Mascots

  10.11.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  Positive Influences are few and far between. It’s a fact of life that for every “Practice Safe Sex” advertisement you see on TV there’s 50 drunk girls at a party throwing themselves at you (actual number of girls throwing themselves at you can and may vary). Couple the odds with your own inebriation, and well… [...]

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  10 Things We Can Sell For Money; An Economic Revival Plan

  10.10.08 | Permalink | Comment?

  It’s official, the economy is in the shitter. “Shitter’s full! And it looks like there’s little bits of corn and economy in it!” If there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s how to make money in a pinch. I’ve been a college student; I’ve sold my books before classes were over, sold my [...]

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  10 Epic Battles That Will Never Happen But You Wish Would

  10.08.08 | Permalink | 5 Comments

  We love to watch fighting. It’s in our blood to enjoy a battle between two foes. Just this past Saturday night I was torn between not one, but two television shows featuring men beating up other men. Sunday night, friends and I paid money to watch guys beat up other guys on a pay-per-view. And [...]

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  Media Mania

  10.07.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  It’s time for your daily dose of wild and wacky news! <insert cheesy news music> Young Goddess Announced So today Nepal has debuted their newest living goddess. A three year old named Matani Shakya was chosen as the brand new “kumari” by Hindu and Buddhist priests after a long and arduous ceremony. She was whisked [...]

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  YES!

  10.06.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  The Fatty Melt. Yeah, that’s right. A huge slab of meat stacked between two pressed grilled cheese sandwiches. Recipe follows. The Hamburger Fatty Melt – makes 4 burgers – Ingredients 1 pound ground beef * Salt and freshly ground pepper 8 Very Thin Grilled Cheese Sandwiches 4 medium-thick or 8 thin tomato slices (optional but [...]

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