So the wife and I are departing for trip to the big easy this weekend. New Orleans…beware of pick pockets and loose women…
Sorry New Orleans, I plan on rewriting that statement to BEWARE OF A BANDIT AND HIS HOT WIFE. Heads are going to roll.
here are 10 things that will make my short trip all the more memorable.
10. I want challenge someone to a duel…
…dressed like a cat.
9. I want to spend an entire night insulting drunk people while being even more drunk
“Nice Table cloth bitch, your dudes neck skin makes him look like a ventriliquist dummy”
“Hey you’re busted, I’ll give you a girls gone wild shirt if you put this cigarette out in your eye.”
“Jesus is your father, lord and Savior…and you’re doin’ daddy proud!!!”
8. I want to fight an alligator.
7. I want to leave my mark on the french quarter
So much that they rename it the Irish half
6. I want to fight…
5. I want to fight another alligator
4. Introduce the big easy to hurricane chops
this plus this
equals hurricane CHoPS
3. Lead a revolt
Against what? …sobriety
2. fight an alligator
you’re going down gator
1. get picked up by the saints in time for the playoffs