—for the challenge first: All bandits to make a ten wishes post. anything can be wished with the exception of money and more wishes. other than that there are really no other limitationss. so here is mine…

10. I wish that i had an organic brain, one organic hand (preferably the right one for obvious reasons), and an organic hwang… and the rest of me would made of k’nex. Legos wouldn’t work for this, too rigid and limited compared to the 5,000,000,000 piece k’nex robot that i would become. and i would be able to take myself apart and reassemble myself in different ways…i could be a bicycle, a sled, or possibly a johnny five

here jason has gotten drunk taken me apart and reasembled me as three asian children

9. I wish that every one confined to a wheel chair had a hover chair and a rocket car. this way handicap parking spots could be surrounded by 600 ft wide and 100 foot deep motes. they could rocket in and hover their way to wal-mart. other handicaps would have an optional jetpack. then when some dumb bitch uses her grandmas tag she would immediatly be attacked by zombie giraffes at the bottem of the mote as her car plummets to the bottom

(editors note:zombie giraffes are excellent swimmers)

8. I wanna move things with my mind…i could be a super hero, the applications are unlimited, and more importantly i could knock things out of peoples hands, untie shoes, and mind squeeze boobs

(maybe not these…maybe)

7. I wish that i could flick the ears of asshole males (bullies, bigots, ect.) and they would get the droopy boobs of a chain smoking 70 year old waffle house worker

(she survived, its fair game)

6. i wish that i could glare at bitch females, and they’d get pregnant with a down syndrome (jetpacked) brontosaurus

(you get it)

5. I wish for marshall law for 24 hours, and then the next week to be given, by law, off from work for everyone, so they can sit around get drunk and talk about how much fun they had. 24 hours of vigilante-ism would fix alot of crime rate

(I don’t know photoshop. paintbrush makes things more funner…robo-k’nex chops would’ve been able to photoshop it)

4. I wish everytime i entered a publc building my wrestling entrance music played…(but no one else gets entrance music but me (or the bandits))

3. I wish to donkey punch any one who squanders thier dream after realizing it…or more importantly my dreams after they realize it…you get what i mean.

(lex is is using the remains of his WCW money to employ small ugundan children as crutches after his stroke…DDP never met a nicer guy)

2. I wish i had an army of meerkats to follow me everywhere

(who got my my meerkats drunk)

1. by the end of 2008, or even the decade i wish for NIGHT OF THE SCHVETBANDITS 08 (or what ever year it happen)… and keep in mind that with all five of us together for the first time, and with enough booze all of these other wishes are possible…we’ll get k’nex and PBR to sponsor it