SO MY BUDDIES AND I ARE USUALLY UP FOR A CHALLENGE…OR SO I THOUGHT

FOR EXAMPLE: I WAS SHITFACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT/THIS MORNING AND DECIDED THIS MORNING THAT I HAD TO BE IN MY BED.  SO AFTER A VERY AWESOME OFFER BY DANGERS DRUMMER, BRANDON,I FOUND MYSELF LITERALLY THREE HOURS AGO, RIDING A BICYCLE HOME…THANKS BUD

EDITORS NOTE…IT WAS A BMX STYLE BIKE AND NOT INTENDED FOR THE OFFER HE MADE…I MADE IT WORK AND SURPRISINGLY DIDN’T DIE THERE ARE PLENTY OF HILLS IN THIS TOWN AND PLENTY OF DRUNK IN ME

SO I MADE A CHALLENGE (THE 10 WISHES THING) AND THERE HAVE MANY A POSTS ON HERE SINCE THEN…I’M NOT MAD OR BITTER OR DEJECTED.  WE BANDITS FACE CHALLENGES EVERY DAY…IT IS TRULY AN INSPIRATION

I’LL GO FIRST.

CHOPS.

I’M NOT MAD.  I’M NOT BITTER.  I’M SHORT.

NOT THAT SHORT

A LITTLE TALLER THAN THIS

I’M EXACTLY AS TALL AS THIS ^ MAYBE NOT AS APPEALING TO THE LADIES

THE WORST GAME OF HIDE AND GO SEEK EVER
BY THE WAY IF YOU FEED TOM CRUISE AFTER MIDNIGHT HE TURNS INTO SIX GARY COLEMANS
NEXT…
DAN
SERIOUSLY DANS IN CALIFORNIA, DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE INTERNETS THERE WITH ALL THE GAYS AND SIN?  DANS CHALLENGE IS CALIFORNIA…

EVERYDAY DAN IS SOMEHOW INVOLVED IN 27 DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS

EVERY MORNING DAN WAKES UP HIS SHIT IS IN A WILD FIRE

EVERYWHERE DAN GOES JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS HITTING ON JESSICA SIMPSON

NEXT BACON
BACON HAS BEEN TOO BUSY GETTING JOB OFFERS INSANELY QUICK, HAVING FUN WITH MAV, AND TASTING GREAT WITH EVERYTHING

YUP

GOOD GOD WHAT WOULDN’T TASTE GOOD WITH THIS?

DANGERS TURN
DANGER HAS A CHALLENGE THAT HE FACES ON A DAY TO SAY BASIS THAT IS BOARDER LINE CRIPPLING

HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY

IF THIS WAS ADAM, SCOOBY WOULD BE RAPING ME JUST OUT OF FRAME

GETTING CLOSER

AND FINALLY MAV
MAVS’ BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS THAT HE IS SO NICE…OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SHARED HIS PLIGHT

HE LOVES TO MAKE OLD PEOPLE (GUYS) SWEAT

THEY BOTH LOVE THE LITTLE ONES

HOW COULD I BE MAD? WE’RE ALL, WELL…CHALLENGED

A SHORT GUY IN NEED OF A SHORT BUS,
THE CHZA