my regular life is filled with clutter and i’m okay with that…but i HATE a messy workplace, so in the process doing some day to day stuff a mess literally happened upon me…like in scooby doo or the flintstones when they open a closet and 8 tons of shit that couldn’t possibly fit in said closet avalanches upon them…
so here is a working list of what i’ve found in an FM studio…in real time
1.  q-tips- lots of them, what did i miss? is there something i don’t know? is this like the wrestling euphemism said around marks to keep them in the dark?
“why so many q-tips?”
“you don’t know? they’re for the bob cat?”
“the bob cat?”
“yeah when you wet one end with warm water and stick it….”
2.  old employee handbook dating back to 2003
3. +40 CDs, wouldn’t be surprising if 99.9% of our content is off computer
-notable cds: “santas stuck up the chimney”, donald ghuy “country ham”   (+5 copies)…the list continues to get more absurd
4. Cables…danger i found another cartload of engineering stuff (tucked behind all the donald ghuy cds)
5. a manila folder with “Splash” written on it.  don’t worry bacon the documents are shredded, operation splash is no longer…i kid
6. a mug.  it was behind a ton of shit. and was a promotional item from a radio station, just not the one it was found in
7. A PAINT SWATCH WHEEL…WHAT IN THE HELL?!? although we are renovating, this is anything but contemporary.  it looks like it might be about 5 years old, oh wait its actually dated 2000.
8.  a thank you card to one (jumpin’) jason, AKA Mav
9. more q-tips
10. a toy keyboard

please pardon my french…maid,
Chops