seriously Danger has been awake for like 908 hours straight, engineering the station with our chief engineer and our boy Evan (the web-bandit hosting this site), and Gary Googleton.

<—gary googleton

And Danger does an edit here. hi guys. I’m fucking tired. I want to sleep GOD HELK ME!!

Gary Glitter is outside by6 the dumpster raping childrens. Send help.

and now i’m back…thanps danger, somebody helk him please

If you see danger push him over, then cover him with a comfortable quilt, take his cell phone so people can’t call him, because “my email don’t work” then fend off anyone that tries to wake him with a rusty steak knife…I’ll be right there with you. Danger is a smart guy, even so when he is hallucinating from fatigue; oh by the way, his last post about adventures in hospitals complete with orges, green bay packers, and a cameo appearance from jimmy carter…he hasn’t slept since that…but thats okay, he’s stayed nourished on a solid diet of pizza, mt. dew, opossums hit by motor scooters on duiguid drive, and heroin…i mean cigarettes.

we made super bandit command center 2005 from all the left over old shit that builds up in a radio station over time, our boss is gonna be pissed…

…it’s faster than hi-speed internet…its danger speed…fueled by starbandits doubleshot…and stupid

love ya buddy…get some sleep…get some rest…get some food…get some…and get there

—Chops V 1.6 XP vista (compatible with chops 95)