Jokes on them.
Here are five things that would have gotten me to the polls
—simply put, give me a jetpack and I will vote for you
-the elected canadate must give their acceptence speech bouncing on a trampoline
3. Ninja, Pirates, dinosaurs and bandits
The army is replaced with cloned dinosaurs, the marines replaced with ninjas, the navy replaced with pirates and the air force bandits
2. Special needs
I will only vote for a candidate if their running mate has one leg and can ride a unicycle…bonus points if they are a minority, female or transgendered
1. They would have to promise to make good on the gift given to us by the french: The Statue of Liberty!!! and in return we give them a GIANT JERRY THE GIRAFFE STATUE!!!