…and other cartoons that make no freaking since with adult logic…
1) MASK
Seriously…”holy crap that helicopter just turned into a jet” with a cast this racially stereotyped, who from my generation really would really care that years later the black ranger was really black and the yellow ranger was…you get it
the toys=bad ass…when i’m a billionaire expect that you will pass me a road sign on the interstate…i’ll be inside waiting to fire missiles at you
2) he man
Awesome show…pretty gay…nuff said
he-man prepares for his entry into the gay pride parade
and the toys…
made no since: “hey guys who wants to play with the slot machine in my chest?”
3.) go-bots
Shut the fuck up, I know… “Go bots before transformers? dude your a ‘mo”
reasons:
This guy was easy to figure out, and i’m an impatient mother fucker…transformers were cooler but a toy that was by all right a pain in the ass to play with.
next:
GO-BOTS LOVE NESTLE QUIK AND SO DO I, SO FUCK OFF
4) COPS
“Fighting crime in a future time…On a Segue”
I’ve got some of these episodes on VHS and i catch myself yelling at my cat “Shit Stanley Sadcat that cop just shot a fucking hand cuff at a bitch”…”WTF Stanley Sadcat, If a criminal can throw a car at a cop why are they running away?”
“MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW” >translates to “Because the cop has a robot dog”
he is one smart (sad)cat
more to follow.
CHOPS
one of the mask pics disappeared…one more joke dies a horrible death
HAHAHA! I remember all of those. In kindergarten I told all the girls that I knew he-man, and he wanted to train me to kill bad guys. It didn’t work because a girl knocked out two of my teeth with a plastic gas pump. True story.