I LOVE MUPPETS

…and comics.  It is one of my dreams to one day write my own.  I’ve got two ideas and the more interesting of the two is a comic with really shitty powers.  they team up to deal with everyday shitty life.  No explanation as to where the powers originate.  No greater purpose…maybe a villain, maybe not.  Here are some of the ideas I had
10.  The ability to NOT move things with your mind.
-the idea here is that if you are thinking really hard about something it stays perfectly still.  Theoretically that whatever you weren’t thinking about would be flying all over the place.
9.  you have wings.  they are upside-down.
-you always fly places feet first, and face down
8.  you can see really well…for miles.
-however, you are deaf and mute…and you have no hands. and you also can not-ever not see for miles
7. super-duper strength
-you are regular sized, and you have uncontrollable strength.   no sex. no driving. no high fives.
6. super speed.
-you can never walk…only run…at a supersonic pace.
5. you can turn into an animal.
-but only ones that you have come in contact with…the last one you came in contact with.  See a bird, you’re a bird. 
4.  You can raise the dead.
- not resurrect them, just raise them.  pick them up and move them around like puppets
3.  You can breath underwater.
-LAME.
2.  You can walk, even run and jump on your hands…
-…not on your feet.
1.  You can move things with your mind.
-every time you do you lose control of your bowels

So that is that.  I always thought a comic of such, maybe even a mini series run would be fun, and interesting.  It could be done with a very “real life” spin…not everyone with superpowers can fly and dodge bullets…not everyone in real life is a talented football player, or good student, the world still needs table tennis players and custodians.

-Chops