If you didn’t know the Bandits formed when Genghis Dilznic, Bradamir Bacon and I lived Together in Bulgaria, Nicoli Maverich was only a short drive away in Croatia. We had yet to meet Dangerous P. Frog, as he was stealing ancient artifacts with Shia Labeouf in a Mayan Temple…or was it Shirley Temple?
While Living with the bandits during our formative years, I learned Alot. You can too, just move in with a bandit. I do it to Bacon all the time. And go on a journey of learnitude…its like church camp, with nudity, booze, and man humping. Here are some things I learned while living in the hub of bandit-ness…
Papa Bacon: “Chops, I paid for an open bar…take advantage of it”
-oh, i did. Before the toast, after the toast, during the toast.
this lead to-Dancing with Grandma Bacon, me informing Lori that my knee was “touching her ass” and drunkin rambling to Grandpa Bacon for roughly nine hours
2. Bandits love robots
-I’m the sheriff in these here parts and bandit bot 2005 is my deputy, he wears rings on both of his human hands
3. Bandits encourage wife love…even each others
-she wants me
-we just watched Titanic…don’t judge me
-“hey there tiny nipple, you’re going home with me tonight”
11. A bandit will sweep another bandits back when in need
Bandit workout sessions are weird
never bend over around bandits, THEY WILL POUNCE!
Thank you good night!!!