So we already heard from Mav about Mothers Day Gifts from the glorious, Carol Wright Gifts. Def you should check that place out….

Anywho, so I said to myself, “what the hell am I suppose to get my dad?”.

Then answered myself, “He’s already got everything”

Then asked again, “well where do I find stuff for someone who has everything?”

Then answered myself again, “google”

So I got on the interweb and typed in variations of Fathers Day stuff, like gifts, ideas, presents, fathers day.

I got pretty much the same sites with every keystring I typed.

Thus, I began browsing these sites.

So I present to you,

Things that you can Buy your Dad…that will be forgotten or thrown away.

1) Camera Extender For Great Self-Portraits

Ultra-light rod holds your camera at a distance for easy self-portraits

a) He’ll look at this thing and be like, my son is a complete fucking douchebag, and punch you in the face.

b) He’ll use it to scold you with when you fuck up.

2) Statue of Bear on a Toilet with a Crown.

a) He’ll cry because you’re poking fun of his lack of grooming of his body hair

b) He’ll call you a cheap dick, and scold you with the camera rod you gave him.

3) Manga Style Print

a) You’ll be questioned on why you’re hanging with the Red Sun people only to hear war stories of the hell he went through.

b) Called an Anime Queer, and be kicked out of the house.

4)Corduroy Cap

This favorite men’s cap is now better than ever! Newly styled in rich cotton corduroy,

a) Hopefully he’s scottish and will get drunk and give you an ass beating for this. Because that’s what Scottish guys wear when they kick the crap out of people.

b) I’ll go ballistic that you bought him something that Fall Out Boy would wear and jump into oncoming traffic.