So Bacon and I went to go see the latest M. Night Shymamamamamamalalala movie, The Happening.

I’ll save you the time and money. It’s the same old song and dance.

You get hyped up, because

1) It’s got Marky Mark, and he’s just dreamy. 2) It’s a Rated R movie.

I mean, he made two good movies.

(these’s guys weren’t in an R Rated movie, but they were great)

A deent movie

another decent movie (the kid still scares me, but it was a good movie)

And now, he delivers a movie, with another pull the sheet out from you at the end of the movie.

Same Formula. Great Idea + Get You sucked in + Starts to get wierd + Fucking out of no where ending.

This my friend, gets under my damn skin.

So you go to this movie and you get screwed by this prick once again.

I give you a Thumbs down, and a swift kick to the face for making me waste my money. Go see the Hulk with Ed Norton instead, please. Don’t give this guy anymore cash from your pockets. He’s a crook with emotions and just film making in general.

However, I will give it props on some of the cool deaths. Honestly, the movie was more of a time for me and Bacon to make smart remarks about the shitty powerpoint ad slides before the movie and make quick qips during the movie.

That’s my thoughts.

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