This is the start of a regularly updated category called…
“COULDA BEEN A BANDIT!” <insert cheesy game show music>
Coulda Been A Bandit is pictures of complete strangers doing things that if we actually knew them would make them immediate Bandits. You’ve all seen this picture…
These are Bandits doing Bandit Things… and below, are a few people in similar circumstances. And I salute you complete strangers… for if I knew you, I would crown you with a Sweatband of Gold this very second.
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Okay, this guy’s idea of a proper bath could only be explained by his hidden trait of “Inner Banditness”. What makes a good Banditbath? Coffee grinds, trash, and your swim trunks.
Wait now, before you chastise me for saying a homeless guy “haz wut it takez to bee a Bandit” let me defend myself. It’s not the gentleman in the forefront that “haz wut it takez”, but the fella in the backround. Oh yeah, that guy has the Balls of a Bandit. Instead of giving this homeless guy some money to buy food, or a house, he has instead given him a beer. Because what this homeless guy really needed, was to forget about how crappy his life is. (By the way, someone remind me to Trademark “Balls of a Bandit”. That’s good stuff.)
Yes, Bandits are not afraid of being naked and drunk together. Not to mention the fact that during said drunken-nakedness Bandits are not afraid of being photographed. A tip of my hat to you two gents, enjoy your beer, and waking up together in the same sleeping bag in the morning.
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That’s all for this edition of: “COULDA BEEN A BANDIT!” <insert cheesy game show music>
Until next time, I leave you with this…
LOL!
Where in the holy hell did you find my old bands picture. God I can’t believe that I once wore that leather jacket standing next to a chick that we paid 30 bucks to stand next to us to make us seem cool.
Well, thing is… she gave it too me. I paid her $10 dollars for the picture at a swap meet. She said she just “Had to move on from the best 4 minutes of her rock career. I can only assume those 4 minutes were spent trying to get Tubby McRocksyourface on the left there to stop eating.
points of interest
1. ninja party v2.0 dilz put the shower guy from the photo to shame, i don’t wanna embarrass him and tell about it, plus i think he could probably tell it better than me
2.dans bachelor party: a home less man named papa smurf asks us for some money, instead i gave him a cheap cigar, of which i had a huge box of in my backpack…he took it thanked me and then took off his hat placed it inside and put the hat back on
3.bandits are not only not afraid to be naked and drunk around one another…they are eager to naked and drunk around everyone else