Comments on: Two Scoops of Sun Dried Grapes… and Other Generic Cereal http://schvetbandits.com/mav/two-scoops-of-sun-dried-grapes-and-other-generic-cereal/ It's like the word 'sweat' only with a swedish accent Thu, 20 May 2010 12:46:26 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: dilznic http://schvetbandits.com/mav/two-scoops-of-sun-dried-grapes-and-other-generic-cereal/comment-page-1/#comment-41 dilznic Thu, 22 May 2008 07:33:01 +0000 http://schvetbandits.com/?p=102#comment-41 Loved that humpty the bear one! I'll grab some photos of this really expensive 8.00 Cereal that is at one of these posh grocery stores out here in LA. That have one called, "Fruity Tacos" And no kidding, there is a dude with a sombrero on playing a nylon string acoustic guitar. Hilarious. Loved that humpty the bear one! I’ll grab some photos of this really expensive 8.00 Cereal that is at one of these posh grocery stores out here in LA. That have one called, “Fruity Tacos” And no kidding, there is a dude with a sombrero on playing a nylon string acoustic guitar. Hilarious.

]]> By: CHOPS http://schvetbandits.com/mav/two-scoops-of-sun-dried-grapes-and-other-generic-cereal/comment-page-1/#comment-37 CHOPS Tue, 20 May 2008 05:15:32 +0000 http://schvetbandits.com/?p=102#comment-37 i remember vividly that Magic Johnson was on the box of wheaties just before he announced his illness...The wheaties mascot no longer symbolized by disipline, competitive drive, and athletic-osity...no the new wheaties mascot is AIDS!!!! but which is worse Johnson and AIDs, or Pete rose and what ever his substance of choice would be that week... or Micheal vick, and jump roping pit bulls... or Kobe bryant and ... Dilz that joke is for you... and if we had our own cereal it would probably be the viking-pirate-ninja-bandit-o-s...you would have to be 18 to purchase them, free in every box you would get 1 of 5 figurines: 1. head-standing dilznic danny dilznic 2. chest chopping chops 3. lobster head brad bacon 4. dancin, cleanin, naked, video gaming, dancin, mav 5. and Danger frog (i'd make it funnier but, i've really only seen him drunk once) ...collect them all with 5 proofs of purchase, we'll come to your house, give you a schvetband, get you puking drunk, take the band back (because you probably aren't that cool) and take a dump on your carpet i remember vividly that Magic Johnson was on the box of wheaties just before he announced his illness…The wheaties mascot no longer symbolized by disipline, competitive drive, and athletic-osity…no the new wheaties mascot is AIDS!!!!

but which is worse Johnson and AIDs, or Pete rose and what ever his substance of choice would be that week…

or Micheal vick, and jump roping pit bulls…

or Kobe bryant and …

Dilz that joke is for you…
and if we had our own cereal it would probably be the viking-pirate-ninja-bandit-o-s…you would have to be 18 to purchase them, free in every box you would get 1 of 5 figurines:
1. head-standing dilznic danny dilznic
2. chest chopping chops
3. lobster head brad bacon
4. dancin, cleanin, naked, video gaming, dancin, mav
5. and Danger frog (i’d make it funnier but, i’ve really only seen him drunk once)
…collect them all
with 5 proofs of purchase, we’ll come to your house, give you a schvetband, get you puking drunk, take the band back (because you probably aren’t that cool) and take a dump on your carpet

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