The Schvetbandits are a breed apart from the rest. We’re unique, unusual, and sexy. But what happens when someone gets the urge to look deeper into our history. To find out more about us.

I’ve employed the Yahoo! Search Engine to research what happens, when we, the Bandits are searched.

We’ll start with Bandit #1 Dilz.

This is Dilz.

This is what you come up with when searching Dilz…

Old Guys drinking Maker’s Mark and lots of other liquor. Or as I like to call this picture, Bandits circa 2040.

Black Model Chick. Dilz, for a good time call…

A Bed, hmmm, is this hinting at something?

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When searching for Bandit #2 CHoPS, I was no less surprised.

This is CHoPS.

This is what you get when searching for CHoPS.

Happy Cat, Quazar!

Snoopy, check out that badass T-shirt.

This guy, which may or may not actually be CHoPS.

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Next up, we search for Bandit #3, Bacon.

This is Bacon.

And this is what happens, when you search for Bacon.

Nasty Martini, the surefire way to get laid. NOT!

The best button ever. Need some breakfast? Just a sec.

NSFW Bacon Bra.

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When we jump on the world wide web next, we’re searching out Bandit #4, Mav.

This is Mav.

And this is what you get when you search for Mav on the Web.

This, whatever it is… the quote was “Mav I sok so bim”

Men Against Violence, oh the irony. I especially like that there is 2 women holding up the sign.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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And last but not least, we search the web for Bandit #5, Danger.

This is Danger.

And this is what you get by searching for Danger on the web. Please take caution.

Giant concrete penis, surely dangerous to the ladies.

Crappy X-Men, I can only guess Wolverine was busy in the bathroom.

Some soft rock singer from the 80′s, defying safety. The quote on this picture was classic, it read. “Sure a train could come, but wouldn’t we all be happier if it did?”

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Moral of the story, when searching for the bandits, be aware that Yahoo! Search doesn’t have a clue. And even if it did, these pictures are actually quite close to what you really get when looking for the bandits, so don’t be alarmed. By the way, I made up the quote on the last picture. But seriously, if you search danger, and find that pic, the quote is no less funny. I’ll leave it up to you, the Curious George that you are, to find out the actual quote. The first person that posts in the comments the REAL QUOTE, receives a free bag of half eaten Doritos, flavor still to be determined.