Our generation has grown up with the television. Movies, Sitcoms, Games Shows raised us just as much as our parents did. We learned from our movie heroes that we could find treasure in a pirate ship with the help of a guy named Sloth, and we discovered how bad real cars sucked because they didn’t [...]

The Bible is crazy weird sometimes. No doubt about it. These verses… they make me wanna curl up in a ball and cry they’re so bizarre.
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#1 – Psalm 137:9
“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.”

Whoa! Seriously, happy about throwing your kids around? Maybe a little too harsh [...]

Don’t let people fool you, everyone in the world is looking for someone to love, and to be loved by. It’s ingrained in the human psyche to long for affection, comfort, respect, and affirmation. Sometimes that desire is so strong, people are willing to attach themselves to inanimate objects, a trait called Objectophilia. Johnny Lee’s [...]

Sharing the Good Word comes in many forms. Pastors are constantly challenged by how they will get through to the masses, to share what God has planned for them in Heaven.

“5… 5 Dollar… 5 Dollar Foot long.”
So how is a Minister supposed to reach out and bring the lost home? Apparently it’s by being completely [...]

First of all, congratulations to the new President of The United States of America.

Now, on to why we’re writing this today. You see, there’s a major problem about to sweep through the United States. It has nothing to do with the economy, gas prices, interest rates, war, or anything bad. But, nonetheless it is still [...]

Jokes on them.
Here are five things that would have gotten me to the polls
5. JETPACKS
-cost effecient
-few fatalities
-awesome helmets
—simply put, give me a jetpack and I will vote for you
4. Trampolines

-the elected canadate must give their acceptence speech bouncing on a trampoline
3.  Ninja, Pirates, dinosaurs and bandits

The army is replaced with cloned dinosaurs, the marines [...]