Every one likes to play.  Rather it’s at taco johns in hopes for some delicious potato oles, or at McDonalds for 100,000,000,000,000.00 dollars.  It doesn’t matter, you could be on the road, stop at a Jack in the box…”>>>gasp<<< pull to win a Barbara walters Muppet!!!  Fuck Yes,””1 in 6 win a spicy cheese sangwich, [...]

Disclaimer: Schvetbandits.com is not a news source. eat a dick So 4 of the 5 Bandits have lived in Bowling Green KY, It’s where everything started.  Home of the hilltoppers. This is just beside the clock tower.  Bacon and I jocked air shifts not 500 ft from this.  Ladies and gentle bandits, the person on [...]

Having a pet is a wonderful experience. I myself own two and I love them dearly. But let’s be honest. Pets can be assholes. But they’re just that, pets and they should be kept in check. I learned a lot from my parents, and though I don’t have children of my own, how to discipline [...]

Before we get started…I’m down Mav, I’ll be sending you ideas. secondly, the movie I’m about to post over, I’ve never seen, nor do i plan(e) to.  DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE. So its the 75th anniversery of the release of Snakes on a Plane, and the 109th anniversery of the movie from which it was [...]

I LOVE MUPPETS …and comics.  It is one of my dreams to one day write my own.  I’ve got two ideas and the more interesting of the two is a comic with really shitty powers.  they team up to deal with everyday shitty life.  No explanation as to where the powers originate.  No greater purpose…maybe [...]

So many of you may have or may not have seen the commercials on tv for Cash4gold.com My good buddy/guest poster Burris and I have sent each other stupid shit in the mail for years including magazine subscriptions to Teen Beat and Highlights for Kids. Well, I happened to get a delightful cash4gold package in [...]